Viewing cable Ryoleaks NO. 001
| Reference ID | Created | Released | Classification | Origin |
|---|---|---|---|---|
01RYOLEAKS123 | 2010-12-10 17:58 | 2010-12-10 17:59 | TOP SECRET | Embassy Wonderland |
LOLOLROTFL23
XX ROTFLRTM RUEFFEL RUNES ROCKERS RONDO ROARING RIKSCHA
JP RUEFFEL #0001/01 123456
FTW CCCXC AHD
TO WORLD PLEARTH 00003
INFO RUEFFEL / POLITICAL MADNESST O P S E C R E T SECTION 01 OF 01 PLEARTH 00003
TAGS PERL, LOL, FTW
SUBJECT: RYO STATUS UPDATE
Classified By: Ryo Intelligence Service for reasons 8.8 (b/d).
¶1. (SBU) Ryo now checked his mail and used social networks Google Buzz and Twitter. Facebook is following. It's likely that Ryo joins Operation:Leakspin if he's got enough time left, after playing Angry Birds on his Android tablet.
¶2. (C) The behavior of Ryo is getting worse. We recommend keeping an eye on him, as he starts with his leaks of his actions. We might consider threatening people who do not follow him on Twitter or Google Buzz.