Dec 10, 2010

Breaking: Ryoleaks NO. 001

Viewing cable Ryoleaks NO. 001

Reference ID Created Released Classification Origin

01RYOLEAKS123

2010-12-10 17:58 

2010-12-10 17:59 

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Embassy Wonderland 

LOLOLROTFL23
XX ROTFLRTM RUEFFEL RUNES ROCKERS RONDO ROARING RIKSCHA
JP RUEFFEL #0001/01 123456
FTW CCCXC AHD
TO WORLD PLEARTH 00003
INFO RUEFFEL / POLITICAL MADNESS
T O P S E C R E T SECTION 01 OF 01 PLEARTH 00003 
TAGS PERL, LOL, FTW 
SUBJECT: RYO STATUS UPDATE 
Classified By: Ryo Intelligence Service for reasons 8.8 (b/d).

¶1. (SBU) Ryo now checked his mail and used social networks Google Buzz and Twitter. Facebook is following. It's likely that Ryo joins Operation:Leakspin if he's got enough time left, after playing Angry Birds on his Android tablet.

¶2. (C) The behavior of Ryo is getting worse. We recommend keeping an eye on him, as he starts with his leaks of his actions. We might consider threatening people who do not follow him on Twitter or Google Buzz.